吃个包子

这就是将包子放在微波炉加热,走开两分半钟的下场。

整个办公室都弥漫着烧焦的味道久久不散,而早上买的芋头包子,在分子的激烈碰撞活动之下,变成了一块石头包子。

这是我今早的杰作。

Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony

A company chairman was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to the company’s Quality Assurance Manager.

The next morning, the chairman asked him how he enjoyed it and, instead of a few plausible observations, he was handed a memorandum:

_qoptions = { tags:”ADSDAQ.ARTSENTERTAINMENT.MUSIC.CLASSICALMUSIC,502482″ }; _qacct=”p-01-0VIaSjnOLg”;setTimeout(“quantserve()”,3000);

1. For a considerable period, the oboe players had nothing to do. Their number should be reduced, and their work spread over the whole orchestra, thus avoiding peaks of inactivity.

2. All twelve violins were playing identical notes. This seems unnecessary duplicative, and the staff of this section should be drastically cut. If a large volume of sound is really required, this could be obtained through the use of an amplifier.

3. Much effort was involved in playing the demi-semiquavers. This seems an excessive refinement, and it is recommended that all notes should be rounded up to the nearest semiquaver. If this were done, it would be possible to use trainees instead of craftsmen.

4. No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that has already been handled by the strings. If all such redundant passages were eliminated, the concert could be reduced from two hours to twenty minutes.

In light of the above, one can only conclude that had Schubert given proper attention to these matters, he probably would have had the time to finish his symphony.

童真万岁!

我是一个长不大的老爸。
在办公桌上,MONITOR的右上角,我放着这个…..

我是一个跟着LEGO长大的孩子,有了孩子后,对玩具的疯狂,更有点不可理喻。

好像又重头,再经历一次童真。
阿婧现在就快15个月了,家里玩具为患。我想了想,为什么不拿玩具来开一个BLOG。说说买玩具的心得,孩子玩玩具的经验,以及怎样心甘情愿的拿出信用卡,就只为了看到孩子笑一笑的那种心情。

阿婧的玩具,今天开张!