instructions: How to use a lift

你会搭电梯吗?

我14个月大的宝贝女儿正在学,她知道要下楼,要press DOWN。

但是好像不是所有人都会搭电梯,在网上search,就是找不到电梯的使用说明书
为什么要search? 因为碰到了很多搭电梯,一按就连上下楼钮都按的笨蛋!

instructions:

1.decide which floor u are heading

2.are u going up? or down?

3.if your going up, press the “UP” button; if going down,pls press “DOWN”.

4.if u are not going anywhere, don’t press!

5.pressing both buttons won’t make the lift go faster!

6.While waiting,don’t stand at the doorway.

7.don’t light-up your cigratte,cos the lift will arrives faster than u can finish you cigratte.

8.keep pressing button/’s won’t make the lift go faster.

9.If you are staying at 2nd floor, use the stairs!

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instructions (for advance user)
If u’d accidently pressed the wrong floor button, try double press-the button, in some cases, it’ll cancel the command.
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然后这个是我从来没有试过的HACK,不知道有没有效,如果有人试成功,请知会一声:

“The designers of some elevators include a hidden feature that is very handy if you’re in a hurryor it’s a busy time in the building (like check-out time in a hotel). While some elevators requirea key, others can be put into “Express” mode by pressing the “Door Close” and “Floor” buttons at the same time. This sweeps the car to the floor of your choice and avoids stops at any other floor.This seems to work on Most elevators that I have tried! Most elevators have the option for this to work,but on some of them the option is turned off by whoever runs them. This is a rather fun hack, so the next time you are on an elevator, give it a try, you have nothing to lose, And this concludes Hacking Elevators 101! “

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如果觉得不够,可以到这个网站去消遣一下

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2 thoughts on “instructions: How to use a lift

  1. yes. i dun understand why some ppl muz press both up and down buttons, why they muz press the buttons many times, and why they dun move aside to let people get out before they can get in.. there are also ppl in the lift, who refuse to press the door open or close buttons, even though it meant that the door could bang on others.. irritating!!

    Yes, the double press = cancel, works in some building.. i tried it before somewhere, and it works.. 🙂

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