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		<title>供参考而已，记得不要当真！</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 09:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[这是一封IT管理员给上司的辞职信，趣味无穷。 Dear Mr. XXXXXX, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me during the commission of our duties, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahaoreporter.com&amp;blog=359802&amp;post=464&amp;subd=ahaoreporter&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>啊哟！蚂蚁！</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 08:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Condom Bungee Jump!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[绑紧跳很惊险，那种生死一线间的快感，是冒险者追求的目标。 南非一名37岁男子Carl Dionisio，更是将这种‘生死一线间’的感觉带到另一个境界。他用安全套来取代绑紧跳的弹性尼龙绳！ 他和同伴经过细心计算，克服了安全套润滑剂滑不溜手的困难，打造了一条长30米的绑紧跳“绳索”。接着用一个多月的时间来说服自己去跳。 结果证明，安全套是安全的，即使是用来绑紧跳。<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahaoreporter.com&amp;blog=359802&amp;post=454&amp;subd=ahaoreporter&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>唐三藏的家书</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[西天取经后唐三藏给孙悟空写了封家书。这个幽默，要配合周星驰《大话西游》中罗家英扮演的唐僧的画面感才会更有效果。 &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- 親愛的悟空： 我這封信寫的很慢，因為知道你看字不快。 八戒和我已經搬家了，不過地址沒改，因為搬家的時候把門牌也帶過來了。 這禮拜下了兩次雨，第一次下了3天，第二次下了4天。 昨天我們去買披薩，店員問我要切成8片還是12片，我說8片就成了，12片吃不完。 我給你寄去了一件外套，因為怕郵寄時超重，所以把扣子剪下來，放在外套口袋裡了。 最後告訴你，現在工作難找，你又猴子猴孫滿堂，本來想寄點錢給你度年關的， 可惜信封已經封上了。 PS：別忘了給孩子們講講我們很久很久很久以前的事： 那時候天是藍的，水是綠的，莊稼是長在地裡的，豬肉是可以放心吃的，耗子是怕貓的， 強盜是怕捕快的，法庭是講理的，殺人是要償命的，結婚是先談戀愛的，理髮店是只管頭頂的， 藥是可以治病的，大夫是救死扶傷的，拍電影是不需要陪導演睡覺的，照相是要穿衣服的， 孩子的爸爸是清楚的，欠錢是要還錢的，錢莊是一諾九鼎的，學校是不圖掙錢的， 夫子兩袖清風，腰桿是硬的，白癡是不能當官的，百年老店是萬金不換號的， 賣狗肉是不能掛羊頭的，結了婚是不能泡美眉的，買東西是要付錢的。<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahaoreporter.com&amp;blog=359802&amp;post=451&amp;subd=ahaoreporter&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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