这是一封IT管理员给上司的辞职信，趣味无穷。
Dear Mr. XXXXXX,
As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen.
I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of “cut and paste” for the hundredth time.
You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at.
Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.
1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is “I prefer not to comment.” I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your “favorites list”, which I conveniently saved when you made me “back up” your useless files. I do believe that terms like “Lolita” are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. When you borrowed the digital camera to “take pictures of your Mother’s birthday,” you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!
Wishing you a grand and glorious day,
由三位团员 – 制作人兼团长陈建宁、主唱飞以及吉他手阿沁组成的 F.I.R 飞儿乐团于 2004 年凭一首 ”Lydia”，配搭高收视率偶像剧 “斗鱼” 的片尾曲后在亚洲一炮而红。
当年在满满的班表下匆忙的访问了肥姐，记得是在录音间当她在为Lydia英语环境剧录制主题曲的时候。当时不以为意，只当作是一个采访项目，但是现在发现，她逝世的消息，萦绕在脑海久久不散。
事件真正的重点，应该是数码照相机和互联网！
『1.2.3. 我们都是木头人』世界巡回演唱会首站于去年 5月份的上海举行，征服了广州，台北后，终于来到了新加坡。而行事一向力求精细完美的陶喆之前为了筹备巡回演唱会一事，不但花了长达半年时间，几乎天天都忙到三更半夜， 开了无数次的会议， 更一度累到左边声带发言， 遭医生警告 1 月内不得开口讲话， 搞得他身边的工作人员只好练就一系列的 “陶喆手语” 与他沟通！
他和香港娱乐圈息息相关。他的传奇横跨了三十年。他是现代香港广东歌曲之父，带动香港的唱片和演唱会发展。他就是 Canto Pop 世祖许冠杰。
